Where Cats Are in Charge and Humans Are Just the Wallets
Welcome to Snarky Cat Boutique, the online home of unapologetically sarcastic, cat-fueled chaos. If you’ve ever looked at your cat—lounging regally in a sunspot, shedding on your favorite black shirt, demanding food like a tiny furry dictator—and thought, “Wow, you own me completely,” then congratulations: you’re my people.
Around here, we believe:
- Every surface is a scratching post if you commit hard enough
- Cat hair is a legitimate fashion accessory
- Coffee tastes better when you sip it from a mug that insults you
- Holiday décor should sparkle and offend at least one relative
I’m not here for basic, boring, mass-produced “Live Laugh Love” energy. I’m here for:
Snark. Sass. Whiskers. And the occasional emotional breakdown when the cat knocks something off the counter for attention.
Who Runs This Place?
Technically, a human with opposable thumbs, a chaotic creative brain, and a long-standing addiction to crafting.
Realistically, the cats.
They supervise every product design, quality-check every cardboard box, and shed on every package with love. If you receive a hair-free order, please report it immediately, because that means someone fell asleep on the job.
What We Make
🎁 Snarky gifts for cat people and cat-owned humans
🐾 Accessories and décor with personality
🧶 Craft patterns for the hopelessly creative
☕ Mugs that say what we’re all thinking
🎄 Holiday items designed to confuse and delight your judgmental relatives
My products are designed with oh-so-snarky humor, and created specifically for people who know that life is better with fur, chaos, and sarcasm.
SCB’s Mission
To celebrate the beautiful disaster that is living with cats—and to give cat lovers something better than the same generic gifts sold everywhere else. I aim to make people laugh, roll their eyes, snort coffee through their nose, and feel gloriously understood.
If someone is offended, they probably aren’t a cat person. And that’s okay (there is nothing on this Web site for them anyway).
Join the Cat Cult
Subscribe. Shop. Judge people silently.
And remember: Cats aren’t spoiled. They’re just properly respected monarchs.
Welcome home, crazy cat human.
Now go buy something before your cat walks across the keyboard again.
😼 Snarky Cat Boutique
Because life’s too short for boring gifts—and too long to pretend the cat isn’t in charge.
Ciao,
The Snarkiest Cat
This Web site is the sole responsibility of Annie St. Germain, owner and designer. Her studio is located in the “sanctuary city” of Albuquerque, New Mexico. Remember to subscribe to The Cat Whisperer Blog if you’d like to get notified of new posts, new store items, and occasional special announcements, and sign up for the monthly(ish) newsletter: The Scratching Post Press. You can view the Archives here.
