If you live with a cat, you’ve witnessed it. They finish eating. They stand up. They scratch the floor like they’re digging to China. Then they dramatically shake a paw and walk away like they just mic-dropped your feelings. No litter box….Read on
Author: SnarkyCatBoo
Welcome to Snarky Cat Boutique, an edgy online, un-apologetically sassy corner of the internet where cats rule, humans drool (or scream or judge or both), and your home décor gets a serious attitude upgrade. Forget the cutesy, “live, laugh, love” nonsense. Around here it’s more like “nap, scratch, ignore” – because that’s how cats (and their people) really roll.
How Cats See the World Between Christmas and New Year’s
(A Feline Field Report on Human Collapse) The days after Christmas and before New Year’s exist in a strange limbo. Time has no meaning. Pants are optional.
Valentine’s Day: Feline Observations – We Are Not Impressed (as usual)
The humans have decided it’s a “new year,” which apparently means rearranging the same problems into a fresh planner and calling it growth. From our perspective, nothing has changed except you’re louder about it and temporarily convinced you’ll stop eating snacks in…Read on
Two Days Before Christmas: When Cats Realize Something Is Very Wrong
Cats sense disruption before humans do. The suitcases. The gift bags. The frantic whisper-yelling. To a cat, this is not “holiday magic,” this is an incoming disaster.
Your Cat After the Holidays: Overfed, Overstimulated, and Deeply Judging this “Fresh Start”
A fresh start? Please… Yes, the holidays are finally over. From your cat’s perspective, the stretch between Thanksgiving and New Year’s is not “festive.” It’s a three-act endurance trial featuring strange humans, disrupted routines, and an alarming increase in scented candles. Let’s…Read on