Ah, Halloween. That magical time of year when humans lose all sense of dignity and start draping themselves in plastic capes, glitter, and things with the texture of a cheap wig found in a party store clearance bin.

So, you’re sitting there, scrolling through your phone, trying to convince yourself that eating another handful of Frosted Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies isn’t a bad idea, when you notice your cat. They’re on their back, belly exposed (but don’t you dare touch…Read on