Let’s get one thing straight — Once you become enamored with felines, there’s no turning back!
Nobody plans to become a cat person. It just happens. One day you’re a rational human being with a lint-free wardrobe and the ability to eat a sandwich in peace. The next, you’re whispering baby talk to a tiny dictator who’s decided your keyboard is the perfect nap spot.
It starts innocently enough — a “temporary” foster, a “just looking” visit to the shelter, or the classic “my friend’s cat had kittens.” Famous last words. Because once a cat locks eyes with you — those hypnotic, soul-piercing, judgment-filled eyes — your free will evaporates. You’re done. Congratulations, you’ve been chosen by your furry overlord.
Soon you’ll find yourself rearranging furniture to accommodate Sir Whiskers’ sunbeam schedule. You’ll learn that cat hair is not a nuisance, it’s a lifestyle accessory. You’ll buy designer scratching posts, only to watch them ignore it for the Amazon box it came in. And heaven forbid you get up while a cat is on your lap — you’ll hold your bladder hostage rather than disturb His Majesty’s nap.
And let’s talk about the emotional manipulation. They’ll act aloof, pretending not to care if you exist — until you start working, cooking, or doing anything that doesn’t involve worshiping them. Then it’s all head-butts, chirps, and kneading claws of death.
Snarky Cat Boutique Spotlight
Over at Snarky Cat Boutique, we’ve rolled out our November 2025 Thanksgiving themed totes, mugs, and decorative tiles.
Tip for your human self: get ahead of the holiday rush — your cat will stage a hunger strike if their favorite new tote bag doesn’t arrive before the big sit-down.
You might think you own a cat, but let’s be honest: the cat owns you. They’ve infiltrated your home, your heart, and your camera roll. Every picture on your phone? Cat. Every conversation with friends? Cat. Every outfit? Cat hair.
So yes, once you fall for a feline, there’s no turning back. You’ll swear you’re not obsessed, but deep down, you know the truth — you’re just one pawprint away from complete servitude.
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Ciao,
Written for The Cat Whisperer Blog by Annie St. Germain, resident Cat Whisperer and chronicler at Snarky Cat Boutique. 🐾
