From the Editor’s Desk This morning I made the mistake of checking the news before coffee. Rookie error. Before I had even finished my first sip, I had learned about political drama, economic drama, international drama, weather drama, and at least three…Read on
From the Editor’s Desk Every week, I sit down at my keyboard with a cup of coffee and the noble intention of writing something sensible about cats, creativity, or life in general. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your perspective), I share my…Read on
I’ve been doing this for years now. Writing. Posting. Sharing. Showing up like all the experts say you’re supposed to. Blog posts? Check. Newsletter? Check. Social media? Oh, I am everywhere. And the result? …hello? Is this thing on? Because from where…Read on
If you’ve ever picked up a laser pointer and watched your cat transform from a sleepy loaf into a full-blown apex predator, you already know: the red dot is not just a toy. It’s a phenomenon. One second your cat is judging…Read on
by Someone Who Actually Knows What They’re Doing…
Ah, February. Short in days, long on cozy vibes, and ideal for curling up with the ones we love — including our furry overlords. While humans are busy celebrating Valentine’s Day, cats are quietly reminding us what real affection looks like: strategic…Read on
(A Feline Field Report on Human Collapse) The days after Christmas and before New Year’s exist in a strange limbo. Time has no meaning. Pants are optional.
Ah, Thanksgiving. A glorious day of overeating, questionable side dishes, and relatives who think they’re hilarious. But have you ever wondered what your cat thinks about all this? Spoiler: it’s not gratitude.
And apparently they don’t really care. Every morning I wake up, check the news for approximately twelve seconds, and immediately regret having eyeballs. Something somewhere is exploding. The economy is doing interpretive dance again. Everyone online is yelling. My grocery bill now…Read on
Have you ever felt a sudden, uncomfortable ballooning in your stomach after eating a sandwich? Or perhaps you have noticed your feline companion clearing out the living room after visiting the litter box. Gas and bloating are uncomfortable realities for humans. Surprisingly,…Read on
April Dispatch from the Feline Overlords: Humans Are Not Okay If you’ve been paying attention (and let’s be honest, my cats always are), something is… off. The humans are louder. More reactive. Deeply committed to being right—whether they are or not. Mika…Read on
Meoowww, We run this place. You may think this is Annie’s (our Human) shop. It is not. We simply allow her to use opposable thumbs for production purposes. We have reviewed this website. It is acceptable. The products are cute. The stitching…Read on
Every year humans do this bizarre little ritual where they collectively decide that time itself needs to be “adjusted.” One Sunday you wake up and suddenly it’s not the time it was yesterday. People shuffle around half-asleep, complaining about being tired, late,…Read on
If you live with a cat, you’ve witnessed it. They finish eating. They stand up. They scratch the floor like they’re digging to China. Then they dramatically shake a paw and walk away like they just mic-dropped your feelings. No litter box….Read on
Cats sense disruption before humans do. The suitcases. The gift bags. The frantic whisper-yelling. To a cat, this is not “holiday magic,” this is an incoming disaster.
Let’s get one thing straight — Once you become enamored with felines, there’s no turning back! Nobody plans to become a cat person. It just happens. One day you’re a rational human being with a lint-free wardrobe and the ability to eat…Read on
There’s a very specific kind of exhaustion floating around lately. Not just “I need a nap” exhaustion. More like: “I have seventeen tabs open in my brain, the economy is weird, my to-do list is judging me, and if one more thing…Read on
Life With a Tortie, Cat Behavior Mysteries, and Why Feeding Time Apparently Happens on Her Schedule
Well, here we are fellow feline observers, watching the humans fumble their way through yet another week of global chaos. War, political madness, endless bickering – you’d think they’d have learned by now, but nope, they’re still bumbling around like a bunch…Read on
We’re all capable of it – animal communication that is. The feline community wishes you’d listen more. Let’s just get this out of the way:
(Yes, I’m Talking to You. And Also to Myself.) Let’s have a mildly uncomfortable conversation. You do not need more fabric. You do not need more ribbon. And, you definitely do not need more yarn, and you absolutely do not need “just…Read on
A fresh start? Please… Yes, the holidays are finally over. From your cat’s perspective, the stretch between Thanksgiving and New Year’s is not “festive.” It’s a three-act endurance trial featuring strange humans, disrupted routines, and an alarming increase in scented candles. Let’s…Read on
Ah, Thanksgiving. A glorious few days where humans scurry around carving turkeys, stuffing their faces, and pretending they’re grateful, while your cat sits back, judges your gravy choices, and waits for the leftovers to hit the floor. Welcome to the week after…Read on
Ah, Halloween. That magical time of year when humans lose all sense of dignity and start draping themselves in plastic capes, glitter, and things with the texture of a cheap wig found in a party store clearance bin.
