Ah, February. Short in days, long on cozy vibes, and ideal for curling up with the ones we love — including our furry overlords. While humans are busy celebrating Valentine’s Day, cats…Read on

Snarky Gifts for Cats and Humans. Slightly unhinged.

Ah, February. Short in days, long on cozy vibes, and ideal for curling up with the ones we love — including our furry overlords. While humans are busy celebrating Valentine’s Day, cats…Read on

Cats sense disruption before humans do. The suitcases. The gift bags. The frantic whisper-yelling. To a cat, this is not “holiday magic,” this is an incoming disaster.

The humans have decided it’s a “new year,” which apparently means rearranging the same problems into a fresh planner and calling it growth. From our perspective, nothing has changed except you’re louder…Read on

A fresh start? Please… Yes, the holidays are finally over. From your cat’s perspective, the stretch between Thanksgiving and New Year’s is not “festive.” It’s a three-act endurance trial featuring strange humans,…Read on

(A Feline Field Report on Human Collapse) The days after Christmas and before New Year’s exist in a strange limbo. Time has no meaning. Pants are optional.