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Assessing the world one nap at a time.
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After a consultation from my cats about their input on this months newsletter, This is what they had to say...
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From our favorite sunbeam (location: currently the sofa), we have watched you in early 2026 with great curiosity:
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You point at glowing rectangles and furrow your brows.
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You discuss markets, tech leaps, weather mood swings, and everything in between.
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Some days you seem convinced the world is indeed talking directly to you.
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We’ve seen it all. Then we knocked a potato chip bag clip off the counter.
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Be aware. Be kind. Be calm.
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The Snarkiest Cat 🐈
Editor In Chief, The Scratching Post Press
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Supermarket Music Mug
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This snappy little mug is for those who’ve hit their limit with muzak, nonsense, and people who hum along. Made in Albuquerque with lasting sublimation magic, dishwasher and microwave safe, and comes with a free cat toy — because your cat also hates elevator music.
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$18.99
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A Cat's Take On The World Right Now
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Let’s break down the big abstract happenings in 2026 in cat terms:
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Human stress levels: also loud.
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We handle complexity by doing three things:
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Ignore the rest until it involves food or affection.
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Try it. You might find clarity in quiet moments between notifications.
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Observe — but don’t overcommit.
Pause — before reacting.
Enjoy — your sunbeams and small joys.
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That’s wisdom worth stealing.
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☕ Small Joys This Month
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A quiet morning before your devices light up.
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A cozy mug filled with something warm.
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A tote bag that says exactly nothing — but says it well.
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A cat who decides 2 a.m. is cuddle time.
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Big world, small comforts — both can coexist.
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Get Over Yourselves Humans!
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Can't Wait For Spring! Emotional Support Section
If you’re going to survive the "pre-Spring blues", you might as well do it wrapped in sarcasm, cat hair, and just enough attitude to scare off unsolicited people selling windows at your front door.
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These goodies from Snarky Cat Boutique are here to help you decorate, gift, and emotionally cope—whether you’re shopping for a fellow cat person or rewarding yourself for not flipping over the coffee table yet.
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Consider this your officially sanctioned excuse to add a little snark to your day.
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Hail Luciper Mug
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Bow down to your dark overlord in fur — Hail Lucipurr. This two-tone ceramic mug is the purrfect tribute to chaos, caffeine, and cats with attitude.
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Free cat toy with every purchase!
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$18.99
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Tired of bland décor that doesn’t judge you like your cat does? Check out my Mosaic Kitty Tiles (4 different designs) - the purr-fect blend of sass, style, and subtle feline superiority.
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$21.99
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Cats and Vodka Tote
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The Laurel Burch Bandanas—for cats who refuse to blend in.
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$15.99
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Cat Squad Tote
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Whether you’re herding cats or just pretending to have your life together, the “Cat Squad” tote’s got you covered.
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$15.99
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Owned By Cats Hat
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Because sometimes, caffeine is the solution. Sip, smirk, and let this mug do the problem-solving while you pretend to care.
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$24.99
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Keep up-to-date with our latest products
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The Latest from The Cat Whisperer Blog
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If Your Cat Was A Human And Other Valentine’s Day Atrocities
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Let’s be honest. If your cat were human, Valentine’s Day wouldn’t look like a Hallmark commercial.
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The world is ever-shifting. You don’t have to chase every fluctuation like it’s the last laser dot.
Sometimes, the most strategic move is:
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Look. Breathe. Sip. Observe. Nap. Repeat.
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The sunbeam isn’t going anywhere. Neither is cat priority #1: naps.
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Warm whiskers and calm hearts,
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The serious observer with a soft spot for snacks...
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... and remember - every day needs a little snark.
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— The Scratching Post Press 😼🧶🎄
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The Scratching Post Press at Snarky Cat Boutique
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